What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 06:58
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
No way
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
—
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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